Wow, my first post.
I think the title sums up who I am, and for those who don’t know me, right now I don’t really care. Maybe one day I’ll describe my life to those who will actually take the time to read this, but for not for now. All you have to know about me right now is that my name is Clark Weaver. My friend told me to make a site like this, saying that I have much to talk bitch about, and that a site like this would be good for me.
I doubt anyone will read this for a long time, but I hope to make what I write about similar to those of Maddox and Tucker Max. If you don’t know who either of those are, Google them. If you know who they are, and don’t like them, then leave now, as you are not welcome.
Now do not expect me to be some tech savvy nerd that sits around writing scripts and computer code, as I don’t know dick about HTML or JavaScript or any other word that could fall into the category of “computer jargon”. I know how to type, I know how to use the internet, etc. No fancy shit for me. If I start actually getting traffic on this site, I’ll get my friend to work that crap out for me.
Also, I try to actually type correct me, you’ll never see something like LOL or LMAO or TTYL or any of that bs** from me, unless I am blatantly mocking someone or something. If you’re too stupid to understand when I am doing that, then I will, again, ask you to please leave. As you are an idiot, and do not belong here. (**Note: To those faggots out there that said HEY BS IS JUST LIKE LOL YOU STUPID HYPOCRITE!!!, Yes, I will occasionally abbreviate phrases that contain swears, such as “bull shit”, as to not sound as mean/violent to those pussies who will refuse to read my site because I offended them on such a level that they went crying to their room and stuffed their face into a pillow or pulled out their diary.)
Actually now that I think about it, I don’t really care if you’re offended by what I write, because if you are, I probably wouldn’t like someone as sensitive as you anyways. So to restate it, you will never hear LOL/LMAO/etc or any of that bull shit out of me. There. Suck on that.
So from now on, whenever there is something that pisses me off or something that I would like the world to hear, it will probably end up here. I do not steal things that I write about from other people, so if you accuse me of it, I will tell you to fuck yourself and that nobody likes you. Chances are that I’ll be right. If I quote someone, or talk about a subject that Maddox or some other person has talked about, I will note it.
If you like what you read, feel free to reply to what I say, or to spread my word to others. If I see my material somewhere else, without a link or reference to it, I WILL BITCH YOU OUT AND MAKE OTHERS HATE YOU. If you are a popular site, and add traffic to my site, I will send you a letter of thanks. HAHA no, I might somehow contact you or your site, but don’t expect any smiley faces from me any time soon.
Before I go, I would like to add that I am not a bad person. I simply enjoy sharing my thoughts with others. The only problem is that nobody wants to hear about what a good day I had. People like to hear about things that piss them off, because often they will think the same way, and be happy that there is someone to share this dislike with. This doesn’t mean I will never write about good stuff that goes on in this world of ours, but I will try not to include too much that refers ONLY to me, or one specific person. If you are somebody who knows me, you will agree with me when I say that I am very nice to those who are nice to me. I hate very few people, and those that I do, I have VERY good reason for it. If I get into a fight with somebody that I generally get along with, I will try to set things straight. If you throw my apology back in my face, THEN I WILL GET FUCKING PISSED. That is where my anger comes from. It comes from things that are WRONG. Things that claim to be good, when they are not. I will explain what I mean in each of my separate posts, and you will probably agree with me by the time you are done reading it. If you don’t, feel free to tell me why you think that way, but I will exercise my freedom of speech in explaining why you are wrong. And if you are a dick to me about it, I will verbally punch you in the face. I will not throw cheap shots at you, as that could get very ugly, unless you are the one to start it. By cheap shots, I mean making biased generalizations about me that you could not possibly know to be true. I will shit all over you in the same way if you do this. I also may post the conversation, and allow others to shit on you as well. Take this as your one and only warning.
I think that this is enough of an introduction, and that you know enough about me to decided whether or not you want to continue reading. I hope you enjoyed reading this, and will continue to enjoy future posts by me.
-Clark C. Weaver
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